So…since this blog is dead and I was also dead…bored, I shall post something interesting i co-wrote with one of my friends yesterday. It came about when i was bitching about audi people to her.
Audition Dream
by
SuperChicken & meganddia
A young, bright eyed, bushy tailed boy of age 14 has just started playing audition, He’s all set. He has the awesome chicken ass hair, his fantastic and wonderful IGN is,
--------------------------------------------xBOYBOY~~~~, he can do every single 190bpm Crazy finish move and he has a golden E1! Wow he is made of pure awesome!
Boyboy decides he wants a female companion, or in audition term, ‘Dar’. So he goes on a quest to find his perfect “Dar” whom he will love forever and ever and ever!
Boyboy creates a club II room even though there are millions of similar rooms around because his room title is uber special! “clubbies here!! <3 <3” It proudly reads.
He waits patiently in his room, with an uber kewl friend so that he can appear popular and not so desperate. It doesn’t take long; His room is filled to the brim with females! He eyes one he particularly likes; she has the chicken ass hair too! Omg! So chio! She also has those moonwalker boots! And look at her face! So innocent and cute! But she is in the observation slot! Oh no! He scans the other females in the room. Seeing a girl in basic gear, he automatically kicks her.
“-----------------xGERGER~~~~~ lai come in ^^” he croons. Once he has sufficient males, he starts the game.
“Zzzz my first game. I haven warm up. Wa lau so laggy lehz” He lies.
He was feeling pretty damn good, all the girls chose him! But he chose -------------GERGER~~~ in the end of course! It was love at first sight. He clicks on the “couple” button and she accepts. Ohh how happy he was.
“:D.” he smiles.
“^^ Darrrr iie lurbex euu lotx w0rx!” The gerger finally spoke.
“Oh shit!” he thinks. But that’s okay, it’s cute and she is super chio and pro!
Boyboy and Gerger spent everyday together! They were convinced that they were in love with each other! Finally after their golden 5 day anniversary together, they decided to get married. They invited many of their “Gans”, also know as friends with benefits, to their wedding.
With their closest, most awesome friends in the whole wide world cheering them on, Boyboy and Gerger managed to pass their wedding the first time! Woahh 20 hearts! They felt goooood. They were THE MAN!
Gerger sets to work writing their wedding license, also know as a piece of shit, which will show the world how much she loves Boyboy.
In the end, after weeks of thought, she came up with:
“m0ii babiii s0t0nqq iie lurbe euu 1314
Gers euu all dunn flirt wibb him w0rx
Iie will biitchh slap euu derx”
Marriiied 060606 <3”
They set out to “tag hearts”, also known as “having no life”. They had to become the number one couple in whole of AuditionSea! Even if it meant torturing themselves with a horrible song called “Let it Snow”.
Boyboy and Gerger decided that they would start their own fam! But to do that, they needed cash, so they played battle party to earn some dens.
Once, while playing battle party, a girl called SuperChicken came into the room. SuperChicken was Personal messaging so she couldn’t get ready straight away.
“RDY LAR!” Gerger was feeling uber pissed so she turned on her Caps Lock to convey her emotions. She was having a bad day because a level 7 beat her in Dynamic 4, but she knew in her heart that the level 7 had an account with a higher level.
SuperChicken gets ready and they start the game. They were losing, the Npc was chaining like siao!
“Super, dun chance la. The Npc will chain.” Boyboy was well informed; his Gan second cousin twice removed had told him this valuable piece of information.
SuperChicken, being pissed with the couples’ PDA, whines and general noobness responds, “U r a friggin noob”
“OI! WHO U CALLING NOOB! U NO LJ LA U! !%#@%@%! COME 1 ON 1!!” Boyboy roars.
“I have no lj cuz im a girl” SuperChicken retorts and leaves the room.
Gerger and Boyboy began spamming SuperChicken with threats and vulgarities.
Publicly scolding her in the Lobby where all their Busybody friends join in.
When SuperChicken doesn’t retaliate to any of their Messages, Gerger and Boyboy decide that they are victorious because SuperChicken is “humji and that she is scared that she will lose”
Boyboy eventually creates a fam, wow he is so cool now! He sits infront of the computer at 2 am in the morning so that he can get a channel so that his fam can be number 1!
He recruits on the best of the best people so that when they fam battle they will win lots of fam points. If his fam members lose a fam battle, he will be very angry! He has a reputation to uphold.
Gerger eventually ceases to play Audition because her mum took away her hair straightener. Gerger than tells Boyboy over msn one day that she already has a boyfriend. Boyboy was distraught. He became depressed, His messenger message was “Haiz…I dun wan to live without u le..”
Of course, all his beloved friends were there to comfort him. Boyboy then became super emo. He began to take an interest in literature in an attempt to save his failing English. He started to use lots of fullstops and give people short, one word answers.
Such as , “jy.”, “ty.” And “LOL.” He also began to use many cheem words that people don’t understand such as such as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and Coitus. If someone with poorer English then him were to scold him, he would call them a dickhead or a mother f-ker because that is so much more intellectual then hokkien infested english.
After 2 days, Boyboy has moved on from Gerger. From spamming in the lobby, he has found a new couple! Hooray!
THE END
Yes, we have no life. It is what we have observed for the past few years =]
I'm sure most of us auditioners can see some parts of it in ourselves LOL
